Signs and Bazaars: The 5 Big Bosses of the Art of ‘Can We Make It A Little Cheaper?’

Are you ready to meet the masters of the bazaar? The ones who make even the most experienced seller sweat from the first minute? Get ready to laugh, identify or ask yourself if you belong to the category of the signs of the zodiac who consider the bazaar an art, a science and... fun!



Aries: “The Bazaar Is War”

Aries does not bargain - it attacks. He enters the store like a general, ready to capture the best price by any means necessary. “That cell phone? Why should I get 800 euros when I can have it for 400? It's for a good deal, I tell you!” Suddenly, the salesman feels that if he doesn't drop the price, he'll end up on a TV panel apologizing.

And don't think it stops there. Aries has ready-made trap questions, such as “Is this your best offer? Or do you have hidden discounts for good customers?” If the salesman hesitates, Aries will look at him as if he's already lost the battle. In the end, he may even get the product for free, simply because... they were scared of him.


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Taurus: “Is this your last offer? Mmmm...”

Taurus bargains with grace and strategy. He will make the process feel like a ritual. He enters the store, touches the product, looks at it from every angle and says: “Interesting... but the quality is not exactly as I imagined.” The salesman wonders if the product has a problem that he doesn't know about.

After spending 15 minutes making the seller feel guilty about the price, the Taurus will drop the line, “I think it's worth getting it for 50 euros less, so I'll prefer you again.” What if they refuse him? He'll get up, say “Thank you” with so much frustration that the salesman will call him back before he gets to the door.


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Gemini: “How much did you ask? How much I want to give!”

Gemini is the epitome of negotiation. They will strike up a conversation with the salesperson about the weather, politics, and even the cookies they have on the counter before they even get to the product. And when it's time to bargain? He'll confidently say, “I'm sure if you give it some thought, we can agree on something better!”

If he sees that it's not working, he changes his strategy. “What would you do if you were in my position? Isn't that a little expensive?” And when the negotiation is over, the seller will have forgotten the original price and the Gemini will walk away smiling, keeping the product at a bargain price.


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Virgo: “This Price Does Not Respond to the Market Data”

Virgo doesn't just haggle - she gives the salesman a lesson in economics. As soon as they tell her the price, she pulls out her cell phone and starts comparing prices from five different stores. “But the store next door has it 10 euros cheaper! Why is it so expensive here?”

Virgo's persistence is invincible. “I don't want to push, but I think we can find a solution that satisfies both sides.” What if the price drops? She'll do another check: “Is there an extra cash discount?”


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Capricorn: “I have to think about whether it's worth my money”

Capricorn bargains as if he were investing in real estate. He'll ask anything: “Where is this product from? What guarantee do you give? Has it been tested by others?” The seller will feel like he's going through a job interview.

Once he is sure that the product is worth it, he will start bargaining. “Listen, I've seen better prices elsewhere, but I like you, so if you give me 30% cheaper, I'll take it now.” The salesman, exhausted, will tell him “yes” just to get out of it.



Which of these signs are you? Or are you the poor sign that pays whatever is asked of you without a second thought?;