Zodiac Signs and Suspicion: From the Havanese to the Ultimate Detective!


There is nothing more fun than seeing how the zodiac signs react when you tell them that "it just happened". Some will take it as innocent hijinks and others will call Sherlock Holmes to uncover the conspiracy behind the missing coffee spoon! In this article, we'll take a look back at the 12 signs of the zodiac, from the most innocent (aka the haiwan) to the irresistible Suspicious!

12. Archer - To Haiwan
Sagittarius has no time for suspicion! If you tell him "I'm not lying to you", he'll look at you with wide eyes and say: "But why would you lie to me? All people are good, right?" In fact, if his wallet gets lost, he'll think it probably fell out of his pocket by mistake... at sea... at the bottom... next to the dolphins.

11. Libra - The Diplomat of the Universe
Libra is not suspicious, because it will prevent him from keeping his balance! Whenever he hears a strange excuse, he thinks, "Maybe it's not a lie. Maybe he was just having a bad day. Maybe there was traffic. Maybe it's a global conspiracy that I shouldn't be worrying about right now..." His scales continue to wobble until he's bored and agrees with everyone. He plays the Remus song "I may come in, I may go out, I may leave and come back in" written by Libra, by the way...

10. Pisces - The Romantic Dreamer
Suspicion and Pisces are two words that do not go together. He's too busy dreaming of living out a romantic movie to wonder if something is wrong. If someone tells him they saw an alien enter the neighborhood, he'll think: "I wish I could have been there to see it and talk about space...".

Dialogue:

"But the alien creature might have stolen your cell phone!"
"No way, maybe he just wanted to call home!"
9. Aries - The General of Truth
Aries is pretty much like the puppy that runs towards everyone without thinking. Give him an excuse and he'll only run after it if it causes him excitement! Otherwise, he considers it a waste of time and prefers to take action. Suspicion? Nah, if you don't spoil his mood, you're fine!

8. Leo - The King Who Does Not Doubt
Leo doesn't need to be suspicious, because he knows that everyone will tell him the truth... they are afraid to do anything else! He thinks others respect him too much to make fun of him. So if you say something strange to him, he'll probably think: "Well, what if it's a lie? It doesn't touch me! I'm a king!".

7. Gemini - The Journalist
Gemini is not exactly suspicious, it just loves mystery. If he notices something strange, he'll ask a million questions to find the truth. But if he doesn't have time, he doesn't care because he has 10 other stories going on at the same time!

Dialogue:

"Why are you late?"
"I was stuck in traffic."
"Which way? What time exactly? What cars were in front of you?"
6. Aquarius - The Above All
Aquarius does not need suspicion, because it believes that everything is part of the grand design of the universe. If someone says something strange to him, he will accept it with an absolute calmness. "It's just another reality," he'll say, and he'll keep looking for the truth... of the world, not yours.

5. Virgo - The System Analyst
Virgo is not so much suspicious as it is simply analytical. When something doesn't seem right to her, she will analyze it in every little detail until she understands exactly what happened. She won't blame you, she'll just look at you in wonder and ask 15 times: "But, are you sure that's what happened?".

4. Taurus - The Border Guardian
Taurus may not be suspicious at first, but if you do something strange to him... woe betide him! He'll think about it over and over again and won't let you get away with it. Deep down, he loves stability, so when he senses that something changes abruptly, he'll look at you with a "do we need to talk about this again?" look.

3. Capricorn - The Professional Controller
Capricorn is suspicious because he has worked hard for what he has. If something doesn't add up, he'll investigate it all the way. If he doesn't come to a conclusion, he'll subtly watch you until he finds the truth. He doesn't joke when he feels something threatens his dignity, his acquisitions or his life.

2. Cancer - The Inner Detective
Cancer is the one who, while sensitive, will immediately understand if something goes wrong. His instincts are so strong that as soon as you see the look in his eyes, you know he's got you figured out. And then, the mystery will begin. In a whisper, he'll begin his investigation until he finds the absolute truth. No excuse goes unnoticed.

1. Scorpio - The Ultimate Suspicious
Scorpio is not just suspicious, it is the personification of the word. If he sees something suspicious, he will analyze it from all angles and won't stop until he uncovers the 'conspiracy'. It doesn't matter if it's a lost scoop or something more serious; Scorpio will always suspect there's something behind it... and he's usually right.

Dialogue:

"Why did you put the sunglasses in the house?"
"It was very bright lights."
"Don't go anywhere... I have to look into this!"

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