Welcome to the most stellar poker table you've ever seen! Here, the zodiac signs leave their planetary positions and play the big game with cards, bluffs and a little... astrological magic. Let's take a look at how they're doing!
Aries (March 21 - April 19). He can't stand to wait and often bluffs with confidence, regardless of whether he holds aces or... deuces. When he loses, turning the table is almost a given.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20): Taurus leaves nothing to chance. He's slow to bet, but when he does, you know he's holding onto something good. He's patient and cautious, but don't tell him the game will drag on late into the night - he's got a snack to eat and a show to watch.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20): Gemini doesn't just play the game - they are the game. He's constantly talking, changing strategies and entertaining everyone. If you're trying to figure out if he's bluffing, good luck. Even he doesn't always know what he's doing!
Cancer (June 21 - July 22). If you see him in tears when he loses, don't worry - it's normal. He prefers to play with friends and family and often sacrifices his cards to see others happy.
Leo (July 23 - August 22): when Leo is at the table, everyone knows it. He wears the shiniest clothes, has the most impressive stack of chips and never misses an opportunity to make impressive moves. If he wins, he expects a standing ovation.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22): Virgo has notes for everyone on the table. He knows how many times you bet, how many times you bluffed and what color socks you wear. His game is so perfect it's getting scary. If he loses, he'll probably spend the whole night analyzing why.
Libra (September 23 - October 22): Libra plays for the enjoyment of the game. He wants everything to be fair and balanced. If he starts a discussion about the ethics of bluffing, don't be surprised. Making decisions about whether to bet can take...ages.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21): Scorpio is the king of bluff. His eyes pierce your soul and you know that whatever he's holding, he's ready to tear you apart. Playing with a Scorpio is like playing with a psychologist - he knows all your weaknesses.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21): Sagittarius wants to have fun. He will try new strategies, laugh, tell jokes and if he loses all his money, he will laugh even harder. Playing with a Sagittarius is always an adventure.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19): Capricorn takes the game seriously. He plans every move and analyzes his opponents with precision. If he wins, you'll see statistical graphs and PowerPoint presentations that analyze his success.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18): Aquarius brings new ideas into play. He may suggest changing the rules or playing in a new, revolutionary way. Others may consider him eccentric, but he always brings fresh ideas to the table.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20): Pisces plays with intuition and emotion. If you see a Pisces looking at their cards as if they're having a conversation with the universe, don't be surprised. When he bluffs, he does so so convincingly that he can make you question your own eyes.
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