Dear signs, the idea of the taxman certainly does not evoke the same feelings in everyone. Some sleep soundly at night, others have a bit of a panic, and some count VAT in their dreams. So let's see who's the most relaxed and who gets... tax horror!
12. Sagittarius
«IRS? Oh, I forgot to pay. Should I move to another country?»
Sagittarius is the ultimate sign of carefree living. If you mention the word «IRS» to them, they'll probably respond: «I don't have time for that, I have to organise my next trip».
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11. Aquarius
«The IRS is just a construct of the system, my friend.»
Aquarius will deal with the idea of debt philosophically. He is not afraid because he believes the system is built to contain him. Like hell he's going to bother with “dumb accounting”.
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10. Gemini
«What do you mean I'm in debt? Let's call an accountant to sort it out!»
Gemini, always a multitasker, has no time for such “details”. He easily finds someone to deal with the problem and returns to his social life.
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9. Leo
«The IRS? Whatever they need, they'll take it... when I have it!»
Leo won't go crazy over the idea of a debt, but it won't ruin his image either. Instead of getting nervous, he'll prefer to find a way to impress with his coolness.
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8. Aries
«How much do I owe? Bring it to me and let's get it over with!’
Aries is the sign of action. He doesn't panic, but prefers to get things over with quickly. He may have a few ranting words, but then he'll settle it.
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7. Libra
«Oh, honestly, should I talk to someone about this? I can't handle the stress!»
Libra does not like unpleasant situations at all. The idea of the IRS is like having guests in your house without warning. He gets stressed, but finds diplomatic solutions.
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6. Pisces
«What do you mean I'm in debt? Is this a dream or reality?»
Pisces tends to get lost in his thoughts. The IRS is the nightmare he doesn't want to face, but if he has to, he'll find a way around it... or cry until a solution is found.
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5. Cancer
«The IRS is going to take my house? My furniture? My family photos?»
For Cancer, security is above all. Tax debt is a personal attack on his stability, and he will make sure to settle it immediately.
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4. Scorpio
«I will not allow the IRS to beat me. I will find out all the loopholes!»
Scorpio may panic on the inside, but on the outside it is combative. He'll do whatever it takes to get the issue over with and leave no trace behind.
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3. Virgo
«I have it recorded, scheduled and paid on time.»
Virgo dreads the idea of the IRS because she simply can't stand the chaos. She will do everything she can to ensure that everything is perfectly organized and free of surprises.
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2. Taurus
«The IRS wants my money? What about my savings?»
Taurus is practical and protective with his money. Being in debt is like asking him to sacrifice his peace of mind. He takes it very seriously and leaves nothing to chance.
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1. Capricorn
«The IRS is a serious issue. Being in debt is unacceptable!»
And at the top of the ranking, Capricorn! The sign that lives and breathes for stability. If he hears he's in debt, he'll be up at the crack of dawn to solve it. He doesn't want to risk anything that will hurt his reputation or finances.
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While the fire and air signs are more relaxed about it, the earth signs have the taxman's terror in their blood. The water signs, though emotional, turn their hearts to stone. Whatever you are, the IRS is part of our lives - unless you're a Sagittarius... then it's just a myth!
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