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Everyone has their own way of relaxing, but when it comes to star signs\u2026 things take on a whole new dimension. Let\u2019s take a look at how the zodiac signs \u00abunwind\u00bb, because it might not be as simple as you think!

Aries:
\u00abRelaxing? Yes, with my foot on the accelerator!\u00bb For an Aries, relaxation means driving at 200 km\/h, running five marathons and sending five text messages at the same time. For an Aries, if there\u2019s no adrenaline, there\u2019s no life. If someone suggests they sit on the sofa, they\u2019ll take it as a personal insult!

Taurus:
\u00abRelaxing means eating, sleeping, eating\u2026 and starting all over again!\u00bb Taurus knows the secret to relaxation: food, sleep and endless channel-hopping. A well-laid table and a comfortable armchair are all they need. Just don\u2019t disturb them whilst they\u2019re munching, or their peace and quiet will go out the window!

Gemini:
\u00abRelaxing? You mean doing 12 things at once?\u00bb Gemini believes that relaxing means scrolling through their mobile whilst chatting to three friends, reading a book and listening to a podcast all at the same time. \u00abPeace and quiet\u00bb is a foreign concept to them. If they\u2019re not doing five things at once, they feel\u2026 dead.

Cancer:
\u00abRelaxing means being at home, under my blanket, and having a good cry in front of Netflix!\u00bb Cancer feels completely at peace when they\u2019re at home, snuggled up with their favourite blanket and a drama series. If Netflix suggests something moving, so much the better. A good cry is the most effective way for a Cancer to unwind.

Leo:
\u00abRelaxation is having everyone admire me whilst\u2026 I relax!\u00bb For Leo, relaxation involves at least three people admiring him whilst he sits back comfortably and sips his mojito. There\u2019s no better way to relax than feeling that everyone is looking at him in awe. A spa, a sauna and cameras trained on him \u2013 the ultimate dream!

Virgo:
\u00abFor me, relaxation means organising my drawers and cleaning every nook and cranny!\u00bb Virgos relax when everything around them is tidy and spotless. \u00abTidying up\u00bb is their therapy. A drawer full of filed documents or a spotless wardrobe\u2026 what more could they ask for in life?;

Libra:
\u00abRelaxation is\u2026 not having to make any decisions!\u00bb A Libra only relaxes when there\u2019s no need to decide anything. If they have to choose between coffee or tea, they have a panic attack. The ideal scenario? Someone taking them by the hand and saying, \u00abDon\u2019t worry, I\u2019ll sort everything out.\u00bb That\u2019s when they feel completely at peace.

Scorpio:
\u00abRelaxation is making you wonder what I\u2019m thinking!\u00bb A Scorpio relaxes when they make others feel uncomfortable with their intense gaze. For him, there\u2019s no better way to relax than to make you wonder, \u00abWhat on earth is he thinking?\u00bb. His mysterious calm is the perfect weapon for keeping you on your toes.

Archer:
\u00abFor me, relaxation means travelling\u2026 even if only in my mind!\u00bb A Sagittarius cannot relax unless they are planning their next trip. For them, relaxation means dreaming of getaways, adventures and faraway destinations. If they can\u2019t go anywhere, they at least relax with a good travel book.

Capricorn:
\u00abRelaxing is when I\u2019m working\u2026 yes, that\u2019s how I relax!\u00bb Capricorns find true relaxation in their work. The more projects they have to manage, the more relaxed they feel. Don\u2019t expect them to lie around doing nothing. \u00abRelaxation\u00bb is something they\u2019re unfamiliar with\u2026 unless it\u2019s combined with their professional success.

Aquarius:
\u00abRelaxing means saving the world from my sofa!\u00bb An Aquarius relaxes when they\u2019re planning how to change the world, ideally whilst sitting on their sofa with their laptop on their lap. For them, relaxation means coming up with revolutionary ideas and trying to find solutions for the good of humanity. All this, of course, with a coffee in hand.

Pisces:
\u00abRelaxation is losing myself in my imagination\u2026 and perhaps never coming back!\u00bb Pisces relax when they retreat into their own world. Books, music and daydreaming are their tools for total relaxation. If you let them, they might get so lost in their imagination that they forget to come back to reality.

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