We may all have some professions we admire, but the idea of following them in practice makes us... shudder! So let's see which profession each sign admires, but wouldn't do it for a million euros. Get ready for a lot of laughter!
Aries: samurai in a zen monastery
- Aries: "Zen? But, isn't zen what happens after 10 coffees?"
- Reality: Aries admires the self-control and inner peace of monks, but if he has to sit quietly and still for more than 5 minutes, he will start to consider becoming an astronaut on a space mission to Mars, just to have something to do!
Taurus: Fashion designer
- Taurus: "Are those shoes made of real leather? And these clothes... so comfortable and stylish!"
- Reality: Taurus loves quality and luxury, but the idea of living with the stress of fashion weeks and running around with a tape measure in hand? Let's be serious, he'd rather wear the clothes than design them. "Spend all night working? Where are my chips?"
Gemini: Librarian
- Gemini: "Ah, the silence, the books, the knowledge... All this is magic!"
- Reality: Gemini admires the librarians for their patience, but as soon as he realizes that he has to whisper and sit in silence for hours, he starts running away, looking for an event or a celebration he has neglected to attend. "Let's face it, life is too short to read only one book at a time!"
Cancer: fighter pilot
- Cancer: "This plane... imagine flying in the sky, protecting your country..."
- Reality: But Cancer thinks, "What if I miss Mom? And how will I be able to cook my food at this altitude?" Cancer admires pilots for their courage, but if he has to leave the comfort of his home to fly dangerous missions, he'd rather stay on earth, snuggled in his blanket.
Leo: The unsung hero
- Leo: "It's so brave to save lives and no one knows you!"
- Reality: Leo loves the idea of heroism, but the thought that no one will know about his exploits? That terrifies him. "Can we save the world with a small audience, at least? Maybe a photo shoot afterwards?"
Virgo: Painter of abstract art
- Virgo: "How inspiring and talented these artists are!"
- Reality: Virgo loves organization and detail, and when she sees an abstract painting, she thinks, "Where are the lines? Where is the symmetry? What is the meaning?" The idea of creating something without clear structure or rules makes her shudder. "Maybe we should frame it with a good excel?"
Libra: Judge in a supreme court
- Libra: "Justice is everything!"
- Reality: Libra admires the impartiality and wisdom of judges, but the idea of having to make a final decision without being able to please everyone? Disaster! "What if the defendant is right? But what about the plaintiff... Let's have another session to think things through!"
Scorpio: Head in the Public Sector
- Scorpio: "Wow, how much power and control does someone with so many documents have!"
- Reality: Scorpio loves mystery and power, but the idea of dealing with endless bureaucracy and paperwork makes him want to be seen somewhere else - perhaps somewhere where he can investigate dark secrets and discover truths. "Sorry, but these documents have no intrigue!"
Archer: Sailor on a cruise ship
- Archer: "Ah, the sea, adventures, travel!"
- Reality: Sagittarius loves the idea of travel, but the idea of being confined to a ship with a specific itinerary makes him feel suffocated. "Can't I go beyond the sea? What if I want to explore the jungle? Or go into space?"
Capricorn: Stand-up comedian
- Capricorn: "It's amazing how they can make people laugh!"
- Reality: Capricorn admires comedians, but the idea of having to get a laugh out of an audience and risk no one laughing? Let's leave the humor to the professionals and stick to plans and goals. "If my jokes aren't 100% successful, we need to do a performance review."
Aquarius: King or Queen
- Aquarius: "Imagine having so much influence and changing the world!"
- Reality: Aquarius loves the idea of revolution and change, but being in a position of power with all eyes on you? This is completely contrary to his nature. "Do I have to stick to protocols and etiquette? Is there anything more unconventional?"
Pisces: Car mechanic
- Pisces: "Such complex and detailed work, it's like art!"
- Reality: Pisces admires the precision and skill of engineers, but the idea of diving into grease and working on a job with such technical requirements makes him look for the nearest art gallery. "The car may be my canvas, but I prefer watercolor paintings!"
And in this way, our zodiac signs fantasize about careers that seem charming to them, but in reality suit them as well as a lion suits a swim in the sea. At the end of the day, we each choose what we love, but there will always be that one profession that we will admire from afar... far, far away!