The Pleasure of Eating: The Ultimate Relief You Didn't Know You Needed

I apologize to the new visitors of astrina. This article is "commissioned" by one of my followers with a very good sense of humour and on the occasion of a meme with a similar (sort of...) phrase. Let's have a look at the inspired and dedicated creation.

- Let's face it, there is something utterly satisfying about defecation that few things in life can compare to it. It's like the secret joy we all know, but no one dares to admit. The moment you sit in the potty is the moment when all of life's problems seem a little more manageable. Like a hot cup of coffee in the morning, defecation is a daily pleasure we simply cannot live without.

First of all, the relief is real. We're talking about the ultimate experience of shedding excess weight, literally and figuratively. There is nothing more liberating than leaving behind what you don't need, and feeling lighter and ready to take on the world.

And let's not forget the connection with nature. It's the moment when you feel completely natural, like you're returning to your roots. Like you become one with the environment, even if the environment is your bathroom. It's a reminder that, no matter how high you reach, you will always be a person who just has to "get the job done."

And then, there is the moment of satisfaction. That second when you finish and you think, "Yeah, that was good." It's the confirmation that all is right in the world. Your head clears, your mood lifts, and you can finally say you've accomplished something important for the day.

Let's be honest: defecation is the ultimate multitasking. You're there, expelling toxins and stress, and at the same time you might be reading an article, scrolling through social media, or planning your next move of the day. It's like a little personal break from the daily grind, where no one is bothering you and you can fully focus on yourself.

And finally, there is the thankful trash, the ritual of cleansing. The final touch that completes the experience, and leaves you with the satisfaction that everything is in place. It's the moment when, despite the simplicity of the act, you feel like you've done it.

So next time you're in the bathroom, enjoy it. It's nature's ultimate gift, a small but important pleasure that makes life more bearable and arguably more fun.