Astrology is full of aspects that confront us with challenges and misfortunes, testing our mental toughness and our willingness to change. So let's enrich these planetary aspects with a little humor and character!
Mars-Saturn square: "The General and the Captain"
When Mars, the god of war, clashes with Saturn, the strict teacher, it is like watching a general trying to impose discipline on a rebellious captain. No one wins easily and the difficulties seem endless. This view is like trying to run with a handbrake - you might make it, but you're bound to burn a tire.
Sun-Pluto opposition: "The King and the Dark Magician"
Imagine a shining king (Sun) facing a dark wizard (Pluto). Every time you try to shine, Pluto challenges you to look at the deeper and darker parts of yourself. This is the time to face your demons and find the strength to come out into the light.
Uranus-Mars square: "The Anarchist and the Rebel"
When these two meet, get ready for an epic battle! Uranus, the unpredictable and eccentric, allies with Mars, the fighter, and things get explosive. It's like those action movies where you don't know when the next explosion will happen, but you know you won't get bored.
Saturn-Pluto square: "The Descent into Hell"
Here, there is no room for jokes. This view brings the feeling of being in the middle of a medieval drama, where old structures are being dismantled and every step is a test of endurance. This is the moment when Saturn and Pluto work together to destroy everything that is false and force you to rebuild your life all over again.
Venus-Saturn opposition: "Cinderella and the Strict Patriarch"
Aphrodite craves love, beauty and pleasure, but Saturn will not give her a break. It's like trying to go on a romantic date with a stern parent telling you, "Don't be late!" You feel love getting heavier, more serious, and you wonder if you'll ever be able to truly enjoy it.
Sun-Saturn square: "The Leader with the Shoulder Pads"
When the Sun wants to shine, Saturn presses him with responsibilities and restrictions. It is the moment when the leader discovers that his crown is made of heavy metal. If you feel like you're ready to shine but something is holding you back, this aspect is probably responsible.
Moon-Saturn opposition: "The Melancholic Princess"
When the sensitive Moon confronts the cold Saturn, she is like a princess facing harsh reality. You feel emotionally detached, as if you are enveloped in a heavy fog. A good time for hot chocolate and a good friend, if nothing else.
These aspects can be harsh, but they are there to challenge us, to make us stronger and to help us discover our true power. And like any good scenario, they have their own drama, tension, and a much-needed dose of poignancy that makes our lives more interesting.
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