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Let’s be honest. The internet is full of flirting, odd one-liners and… star signs trying their luck. If flirting were an Olympic sport, the zodiac signs would have their own gold medals (or humiliating defeats). But how easily would a zodiac sign send the classic “Iaso, ”how’s it going?’ to a stranger? From the quietest to the ultimate vulture, find out what each star sign would say, what they’re after, and whether they feel the slightest twinge of guilt if they’re already in a relationship.

So here, then, is the online ranking of the zodiac signs when it comes to flirting – from the shyest to the real vulture!

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12. Capricorn: The workaholic

Capricorns don’t have time for online flirting – unless it’s a really good use of their time. They’ll only send a message if they’re 100% certain. Their line?;
“Good evening, shall we discuss the prospect of a serious relationship?”
If they’re in a relationship, they find it completely pointless.

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11. Taurus: The traditional romantic

Taurus prefers face-to-face meetings. If they send a message, they’ve given it serious thought, and it will always be sweet:
“They say the way to a person’s heart is through their stomach. Shall we share a meal?”
If he’s in a relationship, he’s not interested in online flirting.

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10. Virgo: The critical perfectionist

A Virgo will only send you a message if your profile is perfect. They’ll do their research before hitting “send”. Their opening line?;
“Good evening, I’ve noticed you love organisation. Would you like to organise something together?”
If she’s in a relationship, there’s no point even discussing it – she considers it all unnecessary.

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9. Cancer: The sensitive romantic

Cancer flirts hesitantly, but when they do, they’re full of emotion. Their catchphrase?;
“There’s something about your eyes that reminds me of a cosy home. Would you like to talk to me?”
If he’s in a relationship, his pangs of guilt stop him before he’s had a chance to finish the message.

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8. Aquarius: The philosopher of flirting

Aquarius flirts in order to strike up a deep conversation. His line?;
“Your smile has an energy that’s similar to my theories about the universe. Would you like to discuss it?”
If he’s in a relationship, his flirting is more like him just trying things out.

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7. Leo: The king of attention

Leo always wants to be the centre of attention. He’ll send a message to make sure he’s the centre of your world. His catchphrase?;
“Am I the Sun you’ve been waiting for? You’re certainly my light.”
If they’re in a relationship, everything is done in a way that makes it seem “innocent”.

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6. Scorpio: The mysterious magnet

Scorpios flirt in a way that makes you wonder whether they’ve chosen you or whether you’ve simply been swept along. Their line?;
“There seems to be a mystery about you. Would you like us to discover it together?”
If she’s in a relationship, she finds it hard to resist a power game.

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5. Sagittarius: The adventurous flirt

Sagittarius flirts simply because they enjoy it. Their catchphrase?;
“I want to take you on an adventure. Shall we start with a message?”
If she is in a relationship, she doesn’t see it as cheating – just as an experience.

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4. Pisces: The artist of love

Pisces flirts with words that sound as if they’ve been plucked from a poem. His catchphrase?;
“Your gaze is like a dream. Do you want us to write a story together?”
If he’s in a relationship, he’s dangerously good at confusing art with flirting.

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3. Gemini: The chaotic creator

Gemini soars to the top because they’re a master of flirting. Their catchphrase?;
“Hi, I thought I’d send you something clever, but I’ll leave it to your imagination.”
If he’s in a relationship, he says, “I’m just chatting, I’m not flirting!” and leaves you wondering.

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2. Libra: The diplomatic conqueror

Libra loves a bit of flirting and knows just how to make you feel special. Their go-to line?;
“Your profile is so charming I couldn’t resist. Will you give me the chance to get to know you?”
If he’s in a relationship, his flirting is almost innocent… almost.

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1. Aries: The original vulture

Aries doesn’t mince his words. If he fancies you, you’ll know straight away. His catchphrase?;
“Hey, Kokla. Ready for action?”
If he’s in a relationship, he doesn’t think there’s anything he can’t have.

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