Which signs would come forward and sweep the awards if life were an awards ceremony? From the most subversive behavior, to the most «quietly explosive» zodiac sign, let's see which one would take each title! Warning, if you don't have a sense of humor, this article is definitely not for you.
12. Virgo - “Scholastic Madwoman” Award”
Virgo would easily win the award for the sign that observes everything, but doesn't tell you anything until you ask. He'll quietly analyze it and then drop his observation like a bombshell, with details that will make you wonder how you didn't see it. “Doesn't it bother you that this line isn't straight? It pierces my eye.”
11. Libra - “We Will Find Them” Award”
The prize of the balancer of the situation goes to Libra, who knows how to charm with his peaceful disposition. He will make you believe that the most sensible thing to do is to listen to both sides, and in the end you won't realize that he has convinced you to take his side. “Don't you think we should look at the matter more coolly? Of course I'm right, but I won't make an issue of it.”
10. Gemini - “Versatile Impostor” Award”
Gemini takes the prize of being the person who can convince you of anything in a way that will confuse you. Did he tell you he agrees with you, or did he tell you the exact opposite? No one knows, but whatever he said, he made it seem reasonable. “Yeah, no, yeah... sit down, because I don't think we got it right.”
9. Pisces - “Infernal Psychologist” Award”
Pisces is the secret lover of emotional tactics. He will give you the impression that he doesn't understand what's going on, but at the same time he knows exactly where your heart is and is pushing it in the right places. “I just wanted to ask you how you feel... but if you don't want to, we'll let it go...”
8. Leo - Award “This show is mine”
Leo does not play with small prizes. The only title he'll get is that of absolute star of the stage. Whatever happens, he'll be the center of attention and he'll make sure everyone knows it. “Excuse me, but don't you see that the spotlight has to follow me everywhere?”
7. Cancer - “Cyclothymia” Award”
Cancer gets the award for the most volatile sign. From zero to a hundred in seconds, and correspondingly from laughter to tears, with incredible ease. You never know what's coming next, and it certainly won't leave you indifferent. “How did you say that thing! Oh, you didn't mean me? Well then...”
6. Taurus - “I Don't Move with Nothing” Award”
Taurus won't get any speed awards, but it easily takes the prize for the sign that doesn't change its mind. Once he decides something, there's no turning back. Better to come to terms with the situation than try to change it. “I don't understand why we're still talking about this. I said it and it's over.”
5. Sagittarius - “I am Everywhere and Nowhere” Award”
Sagittarius would win the award for the most unpredictable sign. He is the personification of adventure and flight. He will never be in the same place for long and will always be looking for the next big moment. “Wait, what are we talking about? I don't care, let's go somewhere else!”
4. Scorpio - “Silent Revenge” Award”
Scorpio doesn't say much, but if he says something, it's like poison. He wins the prize of the sign that can destroy your psychology with one sentence and quietly enjoy it. “I didn't say it to hurt you, but if you're thinking about it, it might have been necessary.”
3. Aquarius - “I Know Best” Award”
Aquarius wins the prize for the most unpredictable mind. He'll always tell you something you didn't expect and make it make sense, even if he's talking about a trip to Mars. “You don't understand, but this is the future, and I'm already there.”
2. Aries - “Risk Ignorance Award”
Aries doesn't think about it, he does it. And he gets the prize for the most unpredictable behavior. If he wants something, he wants it now, and no one can stand in his way. “Who says we can't? Let's go!”
1. Capricorn - “The Eye that Kills” Award”
And the ultimate winner is none other than Capricorn, who takes the prize for the toughest but most silent sign. If he does anything wrong, he'll give you a look that could melt an iceberg. “I don't have to say anything, you just know you shouldn't have.”
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