Sit back and bring some coffee, because here we have a debunking of the truth about each sign and how many hours are wasted in front of the mobile screen. If “screen time” were a sport, some of the zodiac signs would surely have won a gold medal. Let's go through them one by one, with a little humor, of course!
Aries - “The Snail in Fast Forward”
Screen time: 4 hours
Aries does not waste time - time wastes him. He plays action games, texts, and exits the app before you can reply. Screen time is about as much like a formula race: fast, but every day.
Taurus - “The Busy Lying Down”
Screen time: 6 hours
Taurus enjoys luxuries - and one of them is passionately checking out every cafe, cookie and pastry on Instagram. His screen time is essentially «investing» because each food picture brings him closer to the next coffee shop.
Gemini - “Me and the Thousand Applications”
Screen time: 8 hours
Geminis never stay with only one chat open. They have 5 chats going on, listen to music, watch videos and multitask. If there was an app to do all of these things at the same time, they would top the list of users.
Cancer - “YouTube Mushroom”
Screen time: 7 hours
Cancers spend hours watching cooking videos or DIY to make the house warmer. Every night, without meaning to, they chuck in a gardening video. The hours go by, and suddenly it's midnight and the house is still decorated like Easter 1999.
Leo - “Safari of Likes”
Screen time: 10 hours
For Leo, the mobile phone is his kingdom. If he doesn't check how many likes he got on his latest photo, he'll lose his crown. At the same time, every post is a photo shoot, and hours are spent in the search feed looking at... other Leos.
Virgo - “The Guru of Wikipedia”
Screen time: 5 hours
Virgo doesn't just spend time - it makes an investment. He's online to read something useful, something new, something that will help him get organized. On average, the Virgo surfs like he's doing a research project, and he may be the only one who can say it wasn't wasted time.
Libra - “The Influencer of the Double Door”
Screen time: 8 hours
Libra has the mobile phone as a mirror: if he doesn't see how his insta stories went and if he doesn't like all his friends« posts, he will lose the title of »Social Princess". What's important to him is that everyone is happy, so... scroll, like, share and repeat.
Scorpio - “The Enigma of TikTok”
Screen time: 9 hours
Scorpio doesn't just watch videos - he analyses them. He sees each one as a deep, existential mystery. If he likes one, he'll watch it 3 times, and if he doesn't comment on one, it's because he found «something more mysterious».
Sagittarius - “The Wanderer on Instagram”
Screen time: 6 hours
Sagittarius loves to watch travel videos, traversing all the places he's not going this month. If his phone could, it would give him a passport, because in his searches he's been to 50 countries this month.
Capricorn - “The LinkedIn Manager”
Screen time: 4 hours
Capricorn is not that he doesn't use his mobile phone - it's that he doesn't have time! If he's online, it's to check emails or make plans for the future. And if his screen time is short, it's because of his professional duties.
Aquarius - “The Geek on Reddit”
Screen time: 12 hours
Aquarius knows all about new technology and the Internet. If he could, he'd have his cell phone connected to his brain. He reads articles about artificial intelligence, and keeps up with everything. These hours for Aquarius are «useful time».
Pisces - “The Artist of Pinterest”
Screen time: 11 hours
Pisces is into the arts. He loves romantic quotes, aesthetic feeds and immerses himself in his imagination. If you let him, he'll spend half his day in the pink shade of Pinterest, losing track of time.
Conclusion. Maybe the screen time stats are astrological after all - or are we all just a little too addicted to our phones?;
