A Holiday Survival Guide for Every Sign


Aries: Start your holiday with a marathon race at the airport to catch your flight, because of course you left your luggage at home. Besides, who needs clothes when you're confident?;


Taurus: Find the most luxurious hotel and check in for a month. Goal: try every dish on the room service menu. Challenges are what make you stronger, especially in the culinary field.


Gemini: Book a holiday in five different places. Visit them all in one week. Socialize? Yes. Collapse from fatigue? Also yes.


Cancer: Plan a vacation at your parents' house, the same house you've been to every year since you were a kid. Every night you read the same book in bed. Changes. Only the batteries in the remote control.


Leo: Book a resort where everyone is a VIP, but of course you are the VIP of VIPs. Don't forget the selfies! Instagram won't feed itself.


Virgo: Plan every minute of your holiday. Have backups for your backups. Also, don't forget to bring your portable steam cleaner for hotels that don't meet your standards.


Libra: Pick a romantic destination and then forget about booking the dates, because you can't decide which place is the most romantic. Finally, book something at the last minute and complain about the cost.


Scorpio: Choose a place that offers both mystery and intrigue. Probably involve some kind of investigative activity, such as discovering the ultimate beach cocktail.


Archer: Just throw a map on the wall and wherever the arrow points, there you go. Of course, book tickets at the airport. Adventure is your name.


Capricorn: Make a list of all the cultural attractions and plan your visit with military precision. No time to relax, there are museums to see!


Aquarius: Holidays? More like chaotic exploration. Ignore the schedule, make new friends and change plans every five minutes.


Pisces: Book a holiday near water, of course. Daydream under the sun, ignoring your schedule (which you never did). Let the wave lead you.

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