Zodiac signs and fashion ranking from the most irrelevant to the winner

When we talk about style and zodiac signs, we should remember that some people are born with the gift of combining colours and textures, while others... are just born. In this article, we'll find out which is the most incapable zodiac sign of combining their clothes correctly and get a «no, you won't go out like that» from any self-respecting stylist.

And the title goes to... Sagittarius!

Yes, my friends, Sagittarius deservedly wins the award for the most incompetent sign in fashion. If you've ever met a Sagittarius wearing shorts with galoshes or a striped shirt with plaid pants, then you know what we're talking about. For Sagittarius, style is a source of endless creativity... that just doesn't follow any rules!

How did we get here? Let's explain. Sagittarius has an irresistible enthusiasm for life and no desire to compromise with conventional boundaries - and this applies to his wardrobe too. Hawaiian shirt in the dead of winter? Why not? Lightweight scarf on the beach in August? Why, of course! For Sagittarius, clothes are just another means of expressing his soul's adventure, even if it means those around him can't make sense of it.

The classic lines of an Archer in the closet:

«This hat with feathers goes perfectly with the shirt that says ‘YOLO’!»

«Why can't I wear slippers to the restaurant? They're too comfortable!»

«But fashion is subjective!»


The secret with Sagittarius is that he doesn't care about criticism. For him, if an outfit makes him feel happy and ready for new adventures, then he should definitely wear it. Whether he will match the purple suit with the yellow shoes is a detail that just doesn't fit into his life.

So if you meet a Sagittarius on the street with a look that gives you a stroke, don't worry. For him, fashion is like travel - full of surprises, twists and turns and most importantly... fun!

2. Aquarius: The style rebel

Aquarius is the sign that loves to break the rules, and this also applies to fashion. If the latest trend is simple and elegant, Aquarius will dress like they're getting ready for a sci-fi festival appearance. No one knows what to expect from him - he can appear like a 70’s star one day and the next he'll be wearing a space suit, just because that's how he feels.

3. Gemini: The two-faced man of style

Gemini can either be gorgeous or... just make you wonder what exactly he was thinking. His dual nature makes him dress as if he has two completely different people choosing his clothes in the morning. One of them knows what he's doing, the other just confuses him.

4. Pisces: The artist of error

Pisces loves dreams and imagination, but these dreams are rarely about practicality of style. Sure, you might see a Pisces person mix and match great pieces, but it's usually like they're trying to incorporate landscapes from paintings into every look, resulting in a mess of colors and textures.

5. Aries: haste is not the friend of fashion

Aries is so busy running towards his next goal that his wardrobe just doesn't have time to catch up. Result? An ensemble that feels more like «wearing the first one I found» than careful selection. But when he's in the mood, he can be absolutely stunning.

6. Cancer: The mom of fashion

Cancer loves nostalgia, and this means that he may keep clothes from decades past in his wardrobe. While he may come out with a vintage piece that reminds him of the good old days, there are times when his style is so «old» that it becomes out of place.

7. Leo: The king of excesses

Leo loves to be the centre of attention, and it shows in every outfit he chooses. While he has a sense of style, sometimes his excesses lead to looks that are more like costumes for a theatrical performance than everyday clothes. So yes, he may be stylish, but he lacks a sense of balance.

8. Capricorn: The style conservative

Capricorn knows how to dress elegantly, but with such a conservative approach that sometimes it seems as if he doesn't enjoy fashion at all. He can dress well for business occasions, but when it comes to casual appearances, his style becomes boring and unimaginative.

9. Scorpio: The secretive but stylish

Scorpio has an intense and mysterious style, which can often be dark and somewhat otherworldly. He is not always ready to take risks, but when he does, his appearance is eye-catching. He knows how to handle elegance, he just does it in a very personal, almost secretive, way.

10. Virgo: The analytical stylist

Virgo can spend hours choosing the perfect outfit, but will rarely go wrong. He knows how to match colors and silhouettes and won't go out unless he's sure everything fits harmoniously. His attention to detail places him among the best.

11. Libra: The natural stylist

Libra is the sign that is born with a sense of harmony and balance, and this is evident in every ensemble it chooses. Whether it's a simple outfit or something more formal, Libra will always find a way to bring elegance and charm. Rarely will you see a Libra make a stylistic mistake.

12. Taurus: The ultimate style winner

Taurus loves quality and luxury, and this makes it the most capable sign to combine clothes properly. He knows how to choose materials that look expensive and chic without seeming overdone. His looks always have the right balance, leaving a sense of style without any effort.

And just like that, the zodiac style closes with Taurus' perfect balance, leaving the rest of us trying to figure out how he makes it look so easy!

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